Have you ever experienced the embarrassment of forgetting the punchline of a really funny joke? While forgetfulness can be funny when you are cracking jokes, let's be honest, no one wants to face this trauma in a social setting. Sometimes, when you are bored, you might need to think of a good joke for a quick laugh with friends or family, and what better way to do it than with one of these short but extremely hilarious jokes? You can just pull these out from your pocket when you want to lighten up someone’s mood or lift up a room’s ambiance, and then see the magic happen! We have compiled some humorous one-liners, short jokes for kids, and funny “what do you call?” jokes that will keep your friends giggling all the way to the very end.
Let’s get started!
How do you throw a space party?
Why did Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why did the M & Ms go to school?
They wanted to be Smarties.
Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the match?
Because all the fans left.
Want to hear a construction joke?
Oh never mind,I am still working on that one.
Talk is cheap?
Have you ever talked to a lawyer?
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
Stop looking! I am changing!
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
What starts with an E, ends with an E, and has only one letter in it?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy bear.
Where do fish sleep?
In the riverbed.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love Autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
I invented a new word
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There is no menu:
You get what you deserve.
Write these great jokes down somewhere so you can easily access them whenever needed.
We hope you have a blast sharing these with your friends and family!